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I check for something interesting in the post: I get, on average, 30 pages a day of advertising junkmail.

My phone rings: Someone is trying to sell me insurance.

My phone beeps: Some bar I’ve never been to is sending me advertising.

I walk past a shopping centre without turning bluetooth off on any of my devices: I get five or six BlueSpams from companies I’d never do business with.

I check my email: At least 100 spams a day; never mind what the server has already thrown away.

I try to use an instant messaging service in peace: spIM. Honestly.

Skype: Russian brides for sale, 24/7.

Walk down the street: People try to push fliers into my hands.

Someone’s at the door: A religious travelling salesman.