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1. When shily does pushups he’s not lifting himself up, he’s pushing the world toward POSIX compliance. 2. In his spare time, Schily wrote the Oxford English Dictionary. The word “Oxford” comes from the old German word for “Standards Compliant Archive Tool”.

3. Schily doesn’t read ISO standards, he IS the ISO standard.

4. “How many schilys does it take to change a light bulb? None; the POSIX definition of light-bulb requires that they produce light”

5. Schily doesn’t use a CD burner, he users laser vision and the cdrecord source from memory.

6. Schily has the ultimate SCSI driver in his cerebral cortex.

7. In times past, Schily drove the campaign to move to star and feathers.